So Long and Thanks for All the Fish

So long and thanks for all the fish

So sad that it should come to this

We tried to warn you all but oh dear

You may not share our intellect

Which might explain your disrespect

For all the natural wonders that grow around you

So long so long and thanks for all the fish

The world's about to be destroyed

There's no point getting all annoyed

Lie back and let the world dissolve around you

Despite those nets of tuna fleets

We thought most of you were sweet

Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women

So long so long and thanks for all the fish

If I had just one last wish

I would like a tasty fish

If we could just change one thing

We would all have learnt to sing

Come one and all

Man and mammal

Side by side in life's great gene pool

So long so long and thanks for all the fish